Hey there! You are curious about me? Shame on you.

Who are you?

Just a random, sarcastic, grumpy, guy who thinks he knows a thing or two about security. A gamer, a dad, a smart-ass, a book lover and anime fan.

I'm also short tempered and have little patience for information security charlatans.

What do you do for a living?

So glad you asked! This is what I do:


Q: Can I contact you for a job offering?
A: Unless the offer includes a Bentley with chauffeur and all-you-can-eat Friday sushi: absolutely not!

Q: Are you really so rude and sarcastic?
A: No, I'm actually considered sort of a nice guy, but I need a place to vent. This is that place.

Q: Why no Disqus or something to allow comments?
A: If you have questions, disagree or agree with something I wrote here enough to contact me, use twitter or email (see below).

You are amazing and I want to contact you!

Really? You might want to reconsider that.

If you absolutely want to set yourself up for some kind of sarcastic abuse, you can contact me in the following ways:

Another place you can almost always find me is on Freenode in the #vulnhub channel.